hey guys, how is everyone? sorry i've been slacking so hard lately! i'm still sick and in other fun news, i sprained a toe last week. a fucking toe. *rolls eyes forever* what makes it even more lame is i did it tripping over a BAG. it'd be comedic as fuck if it didn't hurt like a bitch. actually, it's still pretty funny.


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Kristy is cleaning out the closet in Liz and Watson's room and takes it upon herself to decide that Elizabeth should get rid of this rather cute black dress because she never wears it because it’s ugly. Then she inappropriately almost dumps Elizabeth’s wedding dress because she “never wears it” and what? Where else would she wear her wedding dress ( Read more... )

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Tagline: Everyone loves the new Mary Anne - except the BSC ( Read more... )

I’m here today to snark Stacey the Maths Whiz. This is my first snark, and ironically, this was one of the very last books published in the UK. I did picture the UK editors saying “we can’t carry on with this series, I don’t understand any of this. What’s a Mathlete and how do I justify that to my spellchecker? Why are seven year olds taking part ( Read more... )

Tagline: Someone--or something--is out to get Jessi!

Mmm-hmm. Something. What, like the Locker-room Ness Monster?

I don't know about you, but I've watched a decent amount of crime-solving shows. I kept thinking of them during my initial re-read of this book. The one I've been watching most recently is NCIS.

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I’m backand heading right into the last few chapters of Jessi's Big Break, because this is one of those books where the ridiculousness is actually worse in the later chapters. It’s pretty amazing, and not in a good way.

Chapters 1-7

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I know I promised to do the Friends Forever series and I will, but I just had to stop and do this book. Even as a child, I remember reading it and recognizing the sheer level of WTF-ery at certain notable points... and when even a kid spots it, you know the book is B-A-D. Also, I know there was a request for it a few months back. So here it is the ( Read more... )